Sunday, December 11, 2005

Santavestite!


Do I look fat in this suit? Do I?

Santa needs a beer!


Santa needs a beer! Santa needs a beer! Swarms of Santas descend upon unsuspecting watering holes all over the City. Reindeer shots!

F.O.S.





All work and no plays makes santa a Dull BOy


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Santa's Cheerleader


I say SANTA
You say CLAWS
SANTA!
CLAWS
S-A-N-T-A
C-L-A-W-S
Santa Claus!!!!!!!

Santa Takes The C!


Three Santas in a Fountain...

Happy birthday Mr. Santa

I Love NY


I Love NY

Santa's lil' Pole Dancer

SANTA NEEDS A LAPDANCE!

CHiPs Santa

...License and registration, please...

Mexican Santa


...leads a rousing chorus of Police Navidad.

Santa gets Pizza





Santa brings the North Pole custom of dancing after eating pizza to NY.

Santa at McDonald's


You just can't count on anyone leaving cookies anymore...

Santa Kisses


"...I don't even know this guy's name..."
"...I don't even know this chick's name..."
"...was it Santa?.."

Santa Helps Others


"Yeah...we're closing in on Moses...I think the wheelchair disguise is working..."

Santa Claws


"I want a beer this big"...Mrs. Claws expresses the sentiments of Kris Kringles worldwide.

Santa Sings on the Subway

Subway cars rang with holiday cheer. Revelers joined in yuletide classics such as Frosty the Cokehead and Cannabis is Coming To Town.

Santa at Bethesda

Santas work round the clock lobbing snowballs to defend Bethesda.

Santa Defends the Bethesda Fountain

Please help Santa defend the fountain.

Santa Twister

Santa Twister in the Park...(pile) on Santa, on Santa, on Santa...on Santa....

Dive right in, the snow is fine!